Extreme Wrestling Association **Destruction Up**

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Attention!!! Attention!!! Attention!!! Breaking News! Extreme Wrestling Association bought Indiana Xtreme Wrestling today! EWA's owner TakerFan10 will show up on EWA's Destruction show! EWA's new chairman, Vince McMahon, will announce it's General Managers and Champions on the first show. The shows names are Destruction (live on Monday) and Explosion (taped on Tuesday, shown on Friday)

The Rosters

Destruction

Co-GM: Shane McMahon
Co-GM: Dusty Rhodes

Commentators: Joey Styles & Michael Cole

1. Batista
2. John Cena
3. Chris Benoit
4. Shawn Michaels
5. Ric Flair
6. Samoa Joe
7. Jeff Hardy
8. Edge
9. A.J. Styles
10. Rey Mysterio
11. MNM (package deal)
12. Christian
13. Carlito
14. The Mexicools (package deal)
15. John Bradshaw Layfield
16. Eugene
17. Trevor Murdoch
18. C.M. Punk
19. Orlando Jordan
20. The Boogeyman
21. William Regal & Paul Burchall (package deal)
22. Nunzio
23. Sylvan
24. Rene Dupree
25. Mark Jindrak
26. Steven Richards
27. Brian Kendrick
28. Kevin Nash
29. Abyss

Explosion

GM: VACANT

Commentators: Ken Kennedy, Tazz, & Jimmy Hart

1. Undertaker
2. Triple H
3. Big Show
4. Shelton Benjamin
5. Rob Van Dam
6. Kurt Angle
7. Kane
8. Austin Aries
9. Bobby Lashley
10. Randy Orton (Inactive)
11. Chris Masters
12. Chris Jericho
13. Booker T & Sharmell (package deal)
14. L.O.D. 2005 (package deal)
15. Snitsky
16. Chavo Guerrero
17. Gregory Helms
18. Rob Conway
19. Doug Basham
20. Mr. Ken Kennedy
21. Kid Kash
22. Viscera
23. Paul London
24. Scotty 2 Hotty
25. The Damaja (Danny Basham)
26. Funaki
27. Ken Shamrock

Tag Teams

Destruction

1. MNM
2. The Mexicools
3. William Regal & Paul Burchall

Explosion

1. L.O.D. 2005
2. Muhammad Hassan & Daivari
3. Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
4. Big Show & Kane

Champions

Destruction

EWA World Champion: VACANT
EWA United States Hardcore Champion: VACANT
EWA United States Tag Team Champions: MNM (beat The Mexicools)

Explosion

EWA Champion: VACANT
EWA U.S. Champion: Booker T (beat Big Show)
EWA Tag Team Champions: VACANT

Interbranded

EWA X-Division Champion: VACANT

Pay Per Views

January: No Remorse
February: Takedown
March: Total Annhilation
April: Barbaric Battle
May: Revenge
June: Super Battle
July: The Odds Are Stacked
August: Death Row
September: Destruction
October: Consequences
November: Iron-Man
December: Royalty

I'm using the same ones from IXW.

Please Rate!

Destruction Matches

Announcement of the Champions & GMs
Edge vs. C.M. Punk
Samoa Joe vs. Ric Flair-Submission Only
The Mexicools (Super Crazy & Psychosis) vs. MNM
Jeff Hardy vs. Rey Mysterio
Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Batista vs. John Cena

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Come on guys. 17 views and 0 replys. Please, please, please, please!!!! Rate

[johnstone1987]

I like it I like the roster 9/10 could use maybe a few more tag teams tho but thats my opinion post your first show man

WILL
NEVER
QUIT!
-John St.John

[Havik666]

ignore that rate hes a 1 star jobber lol
this creation by you taker has too many wrestlers but i understand that its a split show but still split brands are not that good so i suggest you cut the roster down to 25 at least

7/10

[3dg3#3@52006™]

Thanks, I'll cut wrestlers after the first Explosion show. I'm working on the first Destruction show right now.

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Destruction

The show opens with the pyro.

PA: No Chance, That’s What You Got

Vince McMahon comes out.

McMahon: Currently, we have no Champions or GMs, but tonight that will change. Tonight I’d like to introduce your commentators. Joey Styles!!!

Styles come out and sits at the table.

McMahon: His partner… Michael Cole!

Cole comes down and sits with Styles.

McMahon: Now… the EWA World Championship will be decided at No Remorse. The EWA United States Hardcore Championship will be decided later tonight when Jeff Hardy faces Rey Mysterio! The EWA United States Tag Team Champions will be decided when Psicosis & Super Crazy face MNM! Now let’s get to the first match.

Edge’s music hits and here he comes with Lita. C.M. Punk comes out.

Edge w/ Lita vs. C.M. Punk
Match – Pretty good overall match. The end is when Edge pounds C.M. Punk. Edge gets Punk up and tries a whip, but Punk kicks him in the gut. Punk bounces off, but Edge immediately hits The Spear. Edge covers for the 1, 2, break out by Punk. Edge gets Punk up, but he hits a low-blow. Punk drops Edge with a D.D.T. Punk gets Edge up and bounces off the ropes, but Edge hits a back body drop. Edge gets Punk up and hits a big piledriver. Edge celebrates, but Punk rolls him up for the 1, 2, break out. Punk gets Edge up, but Edge drops him with the Edgecution. Edge sets up and tries a Spear, but Punk kicks him in the gut. Punk pulls him to the turnbuckle and hits the Pepsi Plunge. Punk covers for the 1, 2, 3!

Punk celebrates his win. Lita grabs a chair, but Punk stops her and grabs from her. Edge hits The Spear on Punk. Edge goes out and grabs a table. Edge sets it up in the ring. Edge gets Punk up, but Jeff Hardy’s music hits. Hardy runs out and attacks Edge. Hardy hits The Extreme Twist Of Fate. Hardy sets him up on the table. Hardy climbs the top and hits a big Swanton through the table. Punk climbs out and stares at Hardy.

We go backstage and see Vince McMahon with Dusty Rhodes, Eric Bischoff, Teddy Long, Dean Malenko, Ted DiBiase, Shane McMahon, Michael P.S. Hayes, Howard Finkel, The Coach, Nick Patrick, Todd Grisham, & Josh Matthews.

McMahon: One of you will be the next General Manager of Destruction! Josh Matthews, Todd Grisham, & Howard Finkel. All three of you can’t wrestle so you’re out of it. Later tonight all of you will fight in a big battle royal. Now go get ready.

---Commercial---

We go back to see Michael Cole & Joey Styles.

Styles: OH MY GOD! Later tonight, we’re gonna find out who our GM is gonna be. It’s gonna be decided in a Battle Royal tonight between, Dusty Rhodes, Eric Bischoff, Teddy Long, Dean Malenko, Ted DiBiase, Shane McMahon, Michael Hayes, The Coach, & Nick Patrick.

Cole: I know whatcha mean Styles. Later tonight is gonna be big.

Samoa Joe’s music hits. Joe comes out and throws the towel right at the face a fan.

PA: WOOOOOOO!

Flair comes out and is attacked by Samoa Joe.

Submission Only Match
Samoa Joe vs. Ric Flair
Match – Joe slams Flair’s head on the steps. Joe kicks the steps into two different pieces. Joe gets Flair up and hits a Muscle Buster right on the steps. Joe locks in The Choke on the steps. The ref informs Joe that he has to make Flair tap in the ring. Joe grabs a chair and puts it by the guard rail. Joe sets Flair on the char. “Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole!” Joe hits the Ole Kick. Joe hits a second Muscle Buster on the steps. Joe sends Flair in and locks in The Choke. Flair grabs the ropes, but at 4 he lets go. Flair locks his leg in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Flair has the Figure Four, while Joe has The Choke. At the same time, they both tap. The ref rules the match a No-Contest, but Vince comes out. Vince rules the match to be restarted. Joe can’t stand. Flair stomps away at his legs. Flair pulls him over to the post. Flair locks in a Figure Four Leg Lock on the post like Bret Hart. Joe is about to tap out when someone wearing a mask runs in and whacks him with a chair. The guy gets Flair up and smacks his head right into the post. The guy throws him in the ring. Joe locks in The Choke. Flair taps.
Winner: Samoa Joe

The guy grabs the steps and throws them in. Joe gets Flair up and hits a big Avalanche Muscle Buster onto the steps. Joe & whoever under the mask leave staring at the hurt Flair.

MNM is backstage getting ready. A guy walks in.

Nitro: Did you do it?

Guy: I did it. He’s down and almost dead.

Mercury: Good, that’ll help us.

We see Vince talking to someone in a different room. A security guy comes running in.

Security: Vince you gotta come someone is down.

Vince: What, who’s down.

Security: You gotta come with me.

Vince & security run into a locker room. They see Juventud down and bloody. Super Crazy & Psicosis run in.

Vince: What the. Oh my god! Crazy, Psicosis, I need you both to still fight.

Crazy & Psicosis nod.

---Commercial---

MNM’s music hits and they come out with Melina and whoever the guys is. Nitro grabs a mic.

Nitro: This is… Monster Machine.

Monster Machine is a big huge guy with a tanktop with a skull on it, white eyes with black makeup on the eyelids, black pants with white fire at the bottom, black elbow pads, black gloves, white wristbands and a tattoo of a red loose eye on his shoulder.

The lawnmower sounds hit and here come Super Crazy & Psicosis on their trademark Juan Deeres. Psicosis still has the “EG” band on his arm and an “EG” on his pants. Crazy has an “EG” on his back and his pants. (Eddie we’ll never forget you)

EWA United States Tag Team Championships
MNM w/ Melina & Monster Machine vs. The Mexicools
The match starts with Nitro & Psicosis. Pretty good back and forth action. The match ends when Nitro dropkicks Crazy. Mercury takes out Psicosis. Crazy gets up, but MNM get him ready for The Snapshot, but Crazy gets out. Crazy dropkicks Nitro, who backs into Mercury, who falls over the ropes. Crazy hits a big hurracanrana. Nitro gets up and whips Crazy into the ropes. Mercury runs back in. Nitro hits a big monkey flip, but Crazy lands in a powerbomb position on Mercury, but Crazy hits a hurracanrana. Crazy hits the Crazy Bomb. Crazy climbs to the top. Psicosis climbs to the top. The Mexicools hit their version of The Falling Fate (except instead of a splash, Crazy hits a Moonsault) Crazy covers for the 1, 2, but Mercury grabs him. Mercury tells Monster Machine to run in. Machine boots Psicosis. Machine throws him over the top. Nitro gets up slowly. MNM hits The Snapshot. They cover for the 1, 2, 3!
Winners & New EWA United States Tag Team Champions: MNM

MNM celebrates their win with Monster Machine.

---Commercial---

All the people vying for the GM job enter the ring.

Winner Is The GM
Over The Top Battle Royal
Dusty Rhodes vs. Eric Bischoff vs. Teddy Long vs. Dean Malenko vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Shane McMahon vs. Michael “P.S.” Hayes vs. The Coach vs. Nick Patrick
The match is an ok brawl with old guys in the ring.
Order of elimination:
1. Nick Patrick
2. Teddy Long
3. Michael “P.S.” Hayes
4. Eric Bischoff
5. Dean Malenko
6. The Coach
That leaves us with Dusty Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, & Shane McMahon. McMahon and Rhodes stomp away at DiBiase. Rhodes hits a Bionic Elbow on DiBiase. Rhodes locks in the Figure Four. Shane hits a big Elbow. Shane climbs to the top and hits another Elbow, but on Dusty! Shane gets DiBiase up and throws him over. Shane gets Dusty up and tries to throw him over, but Dusty hits The Bionic Elbow and both of them go over.
One ref raises Shane’s hand, and the other raises Dusty’s hand. Vince comes out and rules them Co-GMs!
Winners & New Co-GMs: Shane McMahon & Dusty Rhodes

The new GMs argue their way up the ramp.

---Commercial---

We come back and see Batista getting ready.

We go and see Hardy coming out.

PA: Whatcha Gonna Do When We Comes For You!

Mysterio jumps up. Mysterio runs in.

Hardy’s music hits and he comes out doing the whole fruity dance routine. Mysterio dropkicks Hardy’s back and the match is on.

EWA United States Hardcore Championship (Note I’m going in good detail about this match)
Jeff Hardy vs. Rey Mysterio
Rey hits a Dudley Dog kind of move. Rey goes outside and grabs a chair. Rey puts it down and tries a hurracanrana, but Hardy drops him with a big powerbomb on the chair. Hardy runs off the ropes and hits a big running Swanton. Hardy covers for the 1, 2, break out. Hardy climbs to the top, but is pushed off and lands back first on the barricade. Rey climbs on top and hits a dropkick straight to the face. Hardy goes over to the floor. Rey climbs onto the barricade and hits a West Coast Pop for the 1, 2, break out! Rey goes over and grabs a chair. Rey jumps back, but Hardy dropkicks the chair into Rey’s face. Hardy covers for the 1, 2, break out. Hardy throws Rey over. Hardy slams Rey’s face into the post. Hardy dropkicks him against it. Hardy throws Rey into the ring. Hardy grabs a table and sets it up. Hardy puts Rey on it, but Edge runs out and pushes him over. Edge sets up Hardy and hits The Spear. C.M. Punk runs out and attacks Edge. Rey climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and hits a Corkscrew Moonsault on Edge, Jeff Hardy, & C.M. Punk. Vince runs down and rules that all four will fight for the U.S. Hardcore title at No Remorse.
Winner: No Contest

HBK is shown walking down the hallway.

---Commercial---

Fatal Four-Way
Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Batista vs. John CenaBenoit comes out, then HBK, then The Animal, then Cena. After a while Benoit has The Crippler Crossface locked in on Batista, but powers out and drops him with a sidewalk slam. Cena & HBK are fighting on the outside when HBK whips Cena straight into the steps. HBK climbs in, but Batista knees him in the gut and he falls hard on the floor. Batista turns around gets locked in the Crossface again. Cena climbs in and stops Benoit. Cena hits the F-U. Cena covers for the 1, 2, but Batista pulls him off. Batista drops Cena with a Demon-Buster. HBK runs in and knocks him out with the Sweet Chin Music. HBK climbs to the top, but Benoit runs up. Benoit hits a superplex. Batista knocks Benoit out of the ring with a big Clothesline. Cena sets Batista up and hits a F-U! Cena gets HBK up, but HBK hits some Sweet Chin Music. HBK covers for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Shawn Michaels

HBK celebrates as the show comes to an end.

Confirmed Explosion Matches

Gregory Helms vs. Rob Conway
Booker T vs. Big Show
L.O.D. 2005 vs. Muhammad Hassan & Daivari
Undertaker vs. Triple H
Plus, the GM & Champions will be announced

Plese Rate!

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The Explosion tapings are down. These matches are confirmed.

Gregory Helms vs. Rob Conway
Chris Masters vs. Viscera
Heidenreich w/ Animal vs. Daivari w/ Muhammad Hassan
Booker T w/ Sharmell vs. Big Show
Undertaker vs. Triple H
Plus the GM & Champions will be announced

Confirmed No Remorse Matches

EWA Hardcore Championship
Jeff Hardy vs. Edge vs. C.M. Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

No-DQ Match
Dusty Rhodes vs. Shane McMahon

[Sparx™]

show was ok, too many wrestlers,,too many crap wrestlers lol

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Explosion

The Explosions go off and here comes our first show. All of the sudden a 50 Cent song hits and he comes out wearing his Bulletproof attire.

Vince McMahon comes out. 50 stops singing.

McMahon: As of tonight we have no champs, no commentators, and no GMs. First of all I’d like to thank 50 Cent! (crowd goes wild). 50 Cent is now under a WWE contract. About the commentators, please welcome the first one.

PA: Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy! Kennedy!

The injured Ken Kennedy comes down to the table.

McMahon: And one of his partners… A former ECW Champion!

The familiar beats hit and here comes Tazz!

Tazz comes out with Ken Kennedy!

McMahon: And the final guy… The Mouth Of The South Jimmy Hart!

Hart comes out to a big pop. Hart sits with Tazz & Ken Kennedy.

McMahon: About the General Manager. Several people are going to be interviewed; the best one will be the new GM. And about the championships, the United States Championship will be decided when Booker T faces Big Show. Next week, the Tag Team Championship will be on the line when L.O.D. 2005 takes on Muhammad Hassan & Daivari. And the EWA Championship will be on the line at No Remorse. Now let’s hit the music.

50 Cent starts singing!

---Commercial---

Rob Conway vs. Gregory Helms
Match – Conway is in the ring and here comes Helms. Pretty good match, but nothing big. Conway finishes Helms with The Ego Trip and countering The Shining Wizard.
Winner: Rob Conway

Conway walks away, but is attacked by The Damaja. Damaja drops Conway with a big Brian Damage right on the ramp.

Backstage we see Teddy Long talking to McMahon.

Long: Listen, playa, I’m gonna tell ya straight, that I deserve the job more than anyone.

McMahon: So, you’re telling me you deserve the job more than Stephanie, or maybe Mick Foley, how about Steve Austin, possibly Linda McMahon, or even, maybe, I don’t know a big celebrity!

Long: Listen, I didn’t know those were the people you’re interviewing, playa!

McMahon: Yes, plus other, and get out!

Long leaves and Paul Heyman comes in.

---Commercial---

We go and see Heyman leave and see Jerry & Jeff Jarrett walk in. While they’re doing that Jerry & Paul stare at eachother.

PA: Well It’s The Big Show!

Show comes out and we have our championship match.

EWA United States Championship
Booker T w/ Sharmell vs. Big Show
Match – Sharmell comes out and introduces Booker. Booker runs through the crowd and attacks Show. Booker hits a big Russian leg sweep. Booker locks in a rear naked choke lock, but Show gets up and drops back! (Booker takes a sick bump) Show bounces off the ropes and hits a splash for the 1, 2, break out. Show gets Booker up and hits the back-flip clothesline (Booker does the back-flip, not Show). Show gets Booker up and hits The Alley-Oop. Show gets Booker up and hits a big slam. Show gets Booker up and tries a back-flip clothesline, but Booker ducks and hits a Russian leg sweep. Booker locks in a better rear naked choke. Booker keeps it locked in for a while, until he whacks his head with his forearm. Booker sets Big Show up and hits him with a side kick, but Show stays up. Booker hits a running side kick, but Show stays up again. Booker bounces off the ropes again, but Show hits a big Show Stoppa! Show covers, but Sharmell distracts the referee! Show gets up and tells the ref he had a pin. Booker gets up and tells Sharmell to get down. Booker hits a side kick on Show’s back, but Show hits the referee! Sharmell tosses the chair in. Booker grabs it and whacks Show, but Show doesn’t feel it. Show kicks the chair into Booker’s face. Booker gets up, but Show hits a Show Stoppa! Show covers, but the ref is out. Show gets up and so does Booker. Sharmell runs in with the belt and whacks Show, but he doesn’t feel it. Show turns around (and Sharmell secretly passes the belt to Booker) and Sharmell acts scared. Booker whacks him with the belt. Booker hits The Scissors Kick for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner & New EWA United States Champion: Booker T

Booker celebrates his win with his new belt.

Josh Matthews is backstage.

Matthews: I’m Josh Matthews and I’m trying to get and inside scoop about the Undertaker/Triple H match later tonight.

Matthews walks by a door saying Triple H, but Big Show walks out.

Show: If you go in there, you’ll be going to the hospital.

Matthews goes away.

---Commercial---

PA: The World’s Largest Love Machine, Viscera!

Viscera comes out, and then Masters comes out.

Chris Masters vs. Viscera
Pretty decent match, ends come when Masters locks in the Masterlock and Viscera taps!
Winner: Chris Masters

Matthews sneaks into Triple H’s locker room, but Kane is in there.

Kane: I thought Big Show told you to stay away.

Kane grabs Matthews by the throat and Chokeslams him!

---Commercial---

Paramedics run in and take Matthews away. They run out and Kane is out there. Kane takes the stretcher to the steps. Kane pushes it down!

Heidenreich w/ Animal vs. Daivari w/ Muhammad Hassan
Your basic squash match. Heidenreich wins with The Scrapbuster Pin.
Winner: Heidenreich

Hassan attacks Heidenreich and hits the Black Out! Hassan runs out before Animal runs in.

---Commercial---

HHH’s music hits and here he comes.

PA: Dong… Dong… Dong!

Taker comes out.

Triple H vs. Undertaker
The match was pretty good. It ends when Taker starts pounding HHH. Taker hits a big suplex. Taker gets HHH up and hits a slingshot suplex. Taker locks in a full nelson. Taker turns it into Takin’ Care Of Business. Taker turns it into a big slam. Taker gets HHH up and whips him into the ropes, but he comes back with a high knee, but Taker stays up. HHH comes off the ropes, but Taker hits a big Chokeslam for the 1, 2, break out. Taker grabs HHH by the throat and picks him up. HHH low-blows Taker and hits a Pedigree and covers for the 1, 2, but Taker lifts his arm up. Snitsky runs down. Snitsky distracts the ref. HHH grabs a chair and smacks Taker hard in the face. Taker starts bleeding. Snitsky stays down, but HHH throws the chair out. Taker sits up! HHH stares at Taker. HHH grabs a chair, but the ref stops him. Snitsky runs in and hits a Running Boot. Snitsky runs out. HHH sets Taker up, but Taker big boots HHH. Taker sets him up, but HHH tries a Pedigree. Taker counters HHH’s counter and hits a Tombstone! Taker covers for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Undertaker

Taker celebrates.

Confirmed Destruction Matches

Samoa Joe vs. A.J. Styles
Psicosis w/ Super Crazy vs. Christian
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

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Attention! Attention! Attention!

EWA has said goodbye to Destruction's Lance Cade & Matt Striker. And Explosion's Tajiri, Spike Dudley, & Billy Gunn. Billy Gunn will make his final appearance with EWA at Explosion.

EWA has also agreed to sign Kevin Nash & Ken Shamrock. Nash will be on Destruction, while Shamrock will debut on Explosion.

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Confirmed No Remorse Matches

Destruction

EWA United States Tag Team Championships
MNM (c) vs. Mexicools

EWA Hardcore Championship
Jeff Hardy vs. C.M. Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Edge

No-DQ Match
Dusty Rhodes vs. Shane McMahon

A.J. Styles's Choosing Match
A.J. Styles vs. Abyss

Juventud vs. Monster Machine

Explosion

EWA United States Championship
Booker T (c) & vs. Big Show & Kane (The man that pins one of his opponent is the champ)

#1 Contender's Match
Ken Shamrock vs. Triple H

[jason2k6]

is this role playing or something

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EWA's live Monday Night Destruction will not appear on Monday, due to it being the day after Christmas, instead a taped Monday Night Destruction will appear on either Monday or Tuesday. EWA has done this so the EWA superstars can have a longer vacation. EWA Friday Night Explosion will not appear tonight due to it being 2 days before Christmas & a Friday Night Explosion appeared on December 20th. EWA's first show coming back will be Friday Night Explosion on December 30th.

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Can someone rate/hate? I don't care what you say, just rate!

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Ken Shamrock Debuts!
Doug Basham vs. Paul London
Chris Jericho vs. Chris Masters
Billy Gunn vs. Kane
Austin Aries vs. Shelton Benjamin
Undertaker vs. Snitsky
Plus, more matches for No Remorse!

Please Rate/Hate?

[teddyhart13]

It looks ok. 8/10

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A new EWA talent will debut on Explosion, an announcer will fight for his job, and a new talent has signed to the Destruction roster.

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Happy New Year Everyone!

Explosion

The Explosion explosions hit and we are ready. Our announce team joins us as he wear some familiar music! Ken Shamrock walks into the ring and grabs the mic.

Shamrock: (Dramatic Pause) I didn’t sign up to be backstage, or at the announce table. I signed to be the EWA Champion! (Kennedy: Yeah, will I think he should quit then.) So, I’m challenging anyone backstage to come out, right now.

Triple H’s music hits and he comes out.

HHH: Shut up! You think, Vince McMahon signed you up to be the EWA Champion. (Pause) That’s my belt!

Shamrock: You think that’s your belt. You think you’re so strong. Just wait until I lock the Ankle Lock on you, and you start screaming like a little baby. I saw last week, how you had to have Snitsky run in, and save you.

HHH: I don’t need Snitsky, I can beat anyone, including you!

Shamrock: Yeah, will let’s see about that!

Shamrock grabs HHH’s arm and slams him down. Shamrock locks in the Shamrock Lock.

PA: It Wasn’t My Fault!

Snitsky runs in and tries a clothesline, but Shamrock grabs his arm and slams him down. Shamrock locks in the Shamrock Lock. HHH goes outside and grabs “The Great Equalizer” the sledgehammer. HHH enters the ring and knocks Shamrock out! Snitksy rolls out and sets up a table. Snitsky throws it in the ring. Snitsky enters the ring and sets the table up. HHH throws Shamrock on the table and climbs on. HHH hits a Pedigree through the table.

PA: No Chance, That’s What You Got

Vince McMahon comes out. McMahon grabs the mic.

McMahon: Triple H, Ken Shamrock wasn’t signed up to be put through a table. If you want a fight, you’ll get it. At No Remorse, there will be a #1 Contender’s match between Triple H… & Ken Shamrock… and the winner will face the EWA Champion at Takedown! And Snitsky… later tonight you will go one-on-one against… The Undertaker!

Sntisky smiles as Vince walks down. Shamrock gets up, but gets whacked in the head with the sledgehammer by HHH.

---Commercial---

Doug Basham vs. Paul London
Doug comes out, and then London runs in. Doug starts off attacking and hits a backbreaker. An ok match. The end is when Doug is working on London’s leg, which he did the whole match. Doug locks in a spinning toe hold (like Terry Funk). London grabs the ropes, but Doug pulls him off. London pushes him into the ropes. London tries to stand up and tries a dropsault, but Doug pushes away and locks in a sharpshooter. London grabs the ropes, but Basham pulls him off again. London slams Doug’s head into the ground, but Doug has the sharpshooter still locked in. London reaches and grabs Doug’s neck. London pulls on it. Doug lets go. London gets up, but Doug clotheslines him. Doug sets London up and hits The Last Impression! Doug covers for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Doug Basham

Doug celebrates his win over the cruiserweight.

We go backstage to see Vince McMahon talking to…. Jason Roberts (the other SD ring announcer).

Roberts: Mr. McMahon… I’d love to be the next GM of Explosion.

McMahon: You know what Roberts… NO! You’re not right for the job of…. even announcer! You know what Roberts… I’ll give you a chance to fight for your job. One-on-one tonight, it’s gonna be Jason Roberts vs. a mystery opponent! Get ready, your job is on the line… NEXT!

---Commercial---

Jason Roberts is in the ring. Music like Paul London’s hits and here comes…… Shannon Moore!!!

Jason Roberts vs. “The Prince Of Punk” Shannon Moore
Moore attacks Roberts. Moore whips Roberts into the corner. Moore runs at Roberts and dropkicks Roberts square on the jaw. Moore sets Roberts up and hits a frankensteiner. Moore climbs to the top and tries a moonsault, but Roberts moves. Roberts covers for the 1, 2, but Moore kicks out. Moore climbs to the top rope and hits a Mooregasm for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Shannon Moore

Moore celebrates his very easy win.

We go backstage to see Vince with… Ricky Steamboat!

McMahon: So… Ricky, you want to be general manager. I’ll take that into deep consideration.

Ricky Steamboat leaves. Vince walks over and calls someone to call “him” in.

---Commercial---

Chris Jericho’s music hits and he comes out. Masters’s music hits and the match is on.

Chris Jericho vs. Chris Masters
The match starts off changing momentum over and over again. Y2J finally takes control for most of the match after hit the triangle dropkick. Jericho hits a sick suicide dive. Jericho gets Masters up, but Masters slams Jericho’s back into the turnbuckle post. Masters tries a clothesline, but Jericho ducks. Jericho dropkicks Masters into the post. Jericho throws Masters in. After more momentum changes, Masters locks in the Masterlock. Jericho grabs the ropes, but Masters pulls him off. Masters lets go and hits the Polish hammer to the back of the head. Masters boots his head. After more momentum shifts, Jericho locks in the Walls Of Jericho. Masters gets out after a while. After even more momentum shifts, Masters grabs a pair of brass knuckles. Jericho runs at Masters, but Masters ducks and Jericho hits the ref. Masters hits the Polish hammer with the brass knuckles to Jericho’s head. Masters covers and a ref runs out… 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Chris Masters

Masters celebrates!

We go backstage to see L.O.D. 2005, Hassan & Daivari, & Scotty & Funaki with Vince.

Vince: Next week, all three of you teams will face off in a Triple Threat Elimination match, but it’s not a regular elimination match. If… say Funaki got pinned by Hassan, Scotty, you would still be in. The winners will face a mystery team for the Tag Titles. Now… get out!

Hassan & Daivari, L.O.D. 2005, & Scotty & Funaki leave. Vince calls for someone to call “him” in. The guy says he’s not here yet.

Vince: Well then… I have 2 words for you. YOU’RE FIRRRRRED!

---Commercial---

The fire pyro hits and Kane comes out. Billy Gunn comes out.

Kane vs. Billy Gunn
This is your squash match of the night. Kane punches away at Gunn. Kane hits the big boot. After a while of dominating Billy Gunn, Kane hits a big Chokeslam. Kane covers for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Kane

---Commercial---

Kane hits his pyro again. Kane goes outside and grabs a table. Kane hits a big Chokeslam through the table!

PA: Well It’s The Big Show!

Big Show comes down to the ring. Show walks in and stares straight at Kane! Gunn gets up slowly. Kane grabs Gunn by the throat. Show turns around and walks out, but he runs up and grabs Gunn’s throat too! Kane & Show hit a Double-Chokeslam on Gunn onto the remains of the table! Show grabs a mic.

Show: Last week, I got screwed by Booker T. This week, my former partner in the Show-Gunns, got screwed by me. And at No Remorse, Booker T better have a partner, or he is gonna get killed! Because at No Remorse… it’s gonna be. Kane & Big Show vs. Booker T and his partner. The man that pins one of his opponents becomes the new United States Champion!

PA: Can You Dig It… Sucka!

Booker T comes out to the ring with Sharmell. Kane & Show attack Booker. Show goes outside and grabs a table. Show sets up the table. Kane & Show hit the Double-Chokeslam through the table! Kane & Big Show celebrate.

We go backstage to see Vince McMahon talking to someone.

Vince: Is he here yet?

Guy: No sir.

Vince: Then… YOU’RE FIRRRRRED!

---Commercial---

Austin Aries’s music hits and he comes out. Shelton Benjamin attacks him on the ramp. Benjamin whips him into the steps. Benjamin kicks his head against the steps. Benjamin gets Austin up and hits him in a piledriver position. Benjamin slams Austin’s head against the steps. Benjamin grabs a chair and whacks Aries over the head with it. Benjamin grabs the steel steps. Benjamin rams the steps into Aries’s head.

Shelton Benjamin vs. Austin Aries
Winner: No Contest

Benjamin grabs the mic.

Benjamin: I was given advice by Vince McMahon backstage. He told me I needed an attitude. Vince… how’s that for an attitude. I’m now about making statements and that was my biggest statement yet. Austin Aries… you’re called the future of EWA… well let me tell you… I think you suck!

PA: Hey There’s Nothin’ You Can Say

Randy Orton comes down to the ring. Orton grabs the mic.

Orton: You know what Benjamin… you and me basically have the same attitude and the same ambitions. We both want to be EWA Champion. How about we become a team?

Benjamin: You know what? I like what you’re saying and so I say…. NO! You know why? Because, like Austin Aries, YOU SUCK!

Benjamin hits a Superkick on Orton. Benjamin goes outside and grabs the chair. Benjamin whacks Aries with it. Benjamin grabs the steel steps. Benjamin throws the steps in the ring. Benjamin whacks Orton with the steps, bloodying him! Benjamin gets Orton up and hits The Exploder onto the steps! Paramedics run down to help Orton.

---Commercial---

We come back to hear…

PA: It Wasn’t My Fault!

Snitsky comes out with HHH. Taker comes out with no one.

Undertaker vs. Snitsky w/ Triple H
Taker pounds Snitsky. Taker whips Snitsky off the ropes, and when he comes back, Taker boots him. Taker drops a hard leg. After momentum shifts, Taker finally hits a Chokeslam. Taker sets up, but HHH runs in and hits a Pedigree! For some reason the ref doesn’t disqualify Snitsky! HHH & Snitsky sport an evilish grin, so does the ref!! Snitsky covers for the 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Snitsky

Snitsky & HHH pound on The Undertaker until Ken Shamrock runs out with a chair. Shamrock knocks Snitsky out of the ring. Shamrock locks in the Ankle Lock on HHH! Security runs down and breaks it up! Shamrock & HHH stare at eachother as the show comes to a close!

Happy New Year 2006!

[Thunderbroom!™]

show was ok 7.9/10!

[The Real Deal [TOZ]™]

Looked good. 8/10