the strange stories of san andreas

[Mobsta]

one time in vice city oi stold a trucker guys car and it just drove by itself i couldnt ge out i couldnt move i just waited to see were he went after like 20 minutes he crashed and got out then i could drive it was weird

[xtreme]

that is dodgy but mine never stopped until it tipped over

[HollaFade™]

later on today im going to write up more strange things that have happened to me, some of them make me like this

[HollaFade™]

1. i was driving around the desert and my car crashed into a tree. i reversed and fell into blue hell, and when i landed back on the ground, i was out of my car and i landed on the traintracks and to makes thing worse, a train came and ran me over, what the chances of that.

2. it was raining and i activated the recruit anyone cheat, and i was walking around el quebrados and i saw this guy in a black coat and a black hat (see pics)
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and i recruited him and everywhere i went, people started to put his hands up even when i had no gun or wasn't even aiming at them. and after he died surrounding people died, it was strange

3.i was walking around san feiro and suddenly, i got shot randomly when no one was in the area, i was like this

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dodgy :censored:,
well he looks like a killer+in the country theres hanging posts with ropes but i've never seen him

i've got 1
i was doing the firefigter missions once out in blueberry acres i accidently ran over a cop+had 2 stars so i cancelled the mission+went cop killing then all of a sudden a bold guy who looks like cash from manhunt attacked me with a baseball bat+killed me
i was like WTF!!

so i did the exact same things again in hope this time i'll kill him i waited about 10 mins + nothing happened+then i go to rob a moving car driving but it's empty then the cash look alike bathes me in flames with a flamethrower + kills me
so i've been very carefull around bluberry acres ever since

[Mobsta]

crazyrobot64 said:

1. i was driving around the desert and my car crashed into a tree. i reversed and fell into blue hell, and when i landed back on the ground, i was out of my car and i landed on the traintracks and to makes thing worse, a train came and ran me over, what the chances of that.

2. it was raining and i activated the recruit anyone cheat, and i was walking around el quebrados and i saw this guy in a black coat and a black hat (see pics)
img16.echo.cx/img16/5571/picture278sd.jpg
://img16.echo.cx/img16/4903/picture282pn.jpg
and i recruited him and everywhere i went, people started to put his hands up even when i had no gun or wasn't even aiming at them. and after he died surrounding people died, it was strange

3.i was walking around san feiro and suddenly, i got shot randomly when no one was in the area, i was like this

Ive just made a big disoverie thats red from red dead revolver he looks like that and in the back of the instruction manual it says thanks to red

[HollaFade™]

30/6/05 - 1. i was driving around san fiero and i has heading to las venturas to drive around or get stuck in cement. when i was heading there, some citizen came along and stole a bobcat which was in front of me, a couple of seconds later he crashed into a police car. he pushed it into a wall and continued to ram into it. after a couple of bangs of it, the police car lit up, but he was still ramming it and the car exploded. "what a idiot" i thought.

2. i was listening to "you dropped the bomb on me" by some bloke and a plane came down and crashed into me. i know this always happens to everyone and it happens everywhere,but it had to happen when that song was on.

3.i went to to the ganton gym to get to liberty city, when out of nowhere my own homies came and attack me. so i shot them all in the head with my sawn-off shotguns, (teach them to attack their leader). but whey in the name of David Facery (sport show on wctr) did they attack me.

4.after being shocked from my homies beating me up i stoles someones motorbike and drove it very fast up the freeway, then i decided to be a gentleman and wait at the traffic lights, then a person stole my motorbike, then i recognized that it was the same person which i stole the bike of in the first place, so he got his revenge.

5.i went to my crib, which i bought. and it came with a swimming pool so i had a look and to my surprise, there were jellyfish in it, it must have been something with the game which made it think it was a river or the sea.

more than last time, isn't it

6.when i went dancing with on of my deceased girlfriends for some reason some guy came over and started to beat me up, i wanted i shot the head off, but couldn,t because i was dancing so he beat me up and i died, but the strange thing was that i was still dancing when is was wasted. now i know what they mean by the phrase "killed by dance" (something i saw on a old 90's dance cd)

7. i was walking around and i started to feel hungry (in real life, but i was walking around in the game, so i left cj standing their to see if anything strange happens when i'm downstairs getting burrito, i came back upstairs and cj's arms looked like mr tickle's arms from the mr men. it was strange, but when i continued ti move, it stopped.

8. i swimmed down to the san andreas fault line (yes, it's in the game) to look at it and i got to close and got stuck on the fault line. and me being a idiot, didn't activate the infinite lung capacity, so i was looking for cheats for san andreas, before it was to late, but i didn't make it and i was the first time i drownded in the game, so my recorded of 0 went down the game, "oh cubblebottoms"

9. this is a odd thing as well. i was driving (like always) and i crashed (like always) but the stange is that when i crashed into the tree, it said ouch.

10. sometimes i think the weather system in san andreas is the same in britain, because when it was sunny in the game, it was sunny outside, and then it started to rain later on and the same thing happened in the game .


i have survived all through this thread without pics being used.
what are smileys pics???







doh!!!!

oh well, im mental

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i reckon ures is happening just cos of cheats but i dunno why this cash look a like keeps attacking me